Chit Chatting On - minimum price for alcohol

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Presenter: K89, please stand. You have been hi lighted...

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Presenter: Caller, welcome to Chit Chatting On. You are ON!....

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Presenter: ...so Which of my suggested topics do you wish to Chit Chat on?

Caller: None...

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Presenter: It's a free country.. I am just sorry the 'lucky' person on whom the dancing light will rest shortly..

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Caller: ....The idea to impose a minimum price on alcohol is a joke...

K89: (giggling) I agree. It’s gonna be harder to get pissed? The 38p can of beer taste like its made of pig urine....


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Caller: I know….One of my mates is into brewing peers. I think I will have to join him..

K89: Good luck with that..Can you believe it, It now cost an additional £2 to buy a bottle of wine..

Caller: One has to dig deep for at least £5…I did not know that you can get a can of beer for 38p.

K89: Of course! I got some value pack of 6 at ASDA yesterday

Caller: No offence, but those are for girls...not me

K89: None taken. I am not too bothered about it. I am into healthy living these days.

Caller: What does that entail?

K89: Watching what I eat and drink and jogging every…

Caller: Your doctor’s order?

K89: Not really…My belly is growing too big

Caller: I know what you mean. I am not too fussed about what I eat. And I am not fussed about putting on weight either…. I love hanging out with my mates on the weekend with some lager, cigarettes and kebab

K89: I hear you

Caller: No minimum price gonna stop me drinking…I will shoplift it if I have to...


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Caller: You posh lot all acting like you don’t drink alcohol. Everyone does it. Not just us who you dismiss as chavs…

TV Presenter: Caller..

Caller: You might scoff at ASDA brand beers, but you still drink…

TV Presenter: PLEASE!

Caller: Sorry man, I have a weakness…I’ll shut up and get a cold beer.