Justin and Bieber....expecting a child

Justin and Bieber....expecting a child. Adele’s album.....going to be reggae meets death metal. And Biggie and Tupac....living in some secret Caribbean hideaway

Either you will find the sidewalk's blend of espièglerie irresistible or it will simply fill you with ALL THAT RAGE. happy april fool's day


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whitney houston's I will always love you

Jeremy (YELLS)

Will you stop honking that horn SO early in the morning. What's your problem? MORON! You choose the wrong day to mess with me

Ward stops honking but turns up the volume on whitney houston's I will always love you


Kids:

Dad, it seems he's grieving over Whitney Houston also

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walking not good for your feet

Travis: walk to school? You'll do no such thing. Not while I have this truck.walking is not good for your feet
Gisele: We found some money on the sidewalk yesterday. So walking isn't that moribund dad. GRRR! http://allthatrageseries.blogspot.com/

Josh and Porter

Josh and Porter

Josh SPEEDS up UNTIL HE CATCHES Porter AT THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS. HE PULLS UP ALONGSIDE Porter'S TRUCK,THEN HONKS HORN querulously http://www.facebook.com/allthaTRAGE

Cornelius and Komen

Cornelius and Komen
Cornelius: Calm down Komen. I'm just trying to help. The last time I saw someone got ran off the road, the suffered fractures and broken ribs. They ended up in the hospital. never mind. I will pray for you nonetheless.
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Epstein Alinsky, Welcome Back Kotter

Epstein, Alinsky, Welcome Back Kotter
Epstein (drives car out of ditch, onto road again) WE ARE FINE!
Alinsky: Moral of the story. Good samaritans are not welcome. Go about your business, please. This is not Welcome Back Kotter http://allthatrageseries.blogspot.com/

Barrymore, Childs, Khloe, Caterham

HOODED EAVESDROPPER, Barrymore, WATCHES DRAMA UNFOLDS
CHARACTERS-Barrymore, Childs, Khloe, Caterham
Childs'S car careers off the road and into a filthy ditch.
Khloe:Are you trying to kill us, YOU DRUNK! UGH!
Caterham:(wakens from passenger's seat of khloe's's car) CRAZY!!! I bet he was was eating while driving
Khloe:God knows. Maybe he was just tweeting valentine messages. Ugh!
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Gabrielle, Scruggs, Newt

Scruggs:(Cuts speed as Gabrielle'S car edges closer and closer, menacingly) I swear, if you hit my bumper today, I am suing your arse TODAY

Newt: WHATEVER!
LOUD BANG as DIXON'S car careers off the road and into a filthy ditch. http://allthatrageseries.blogspot.com/

Alesha Lavigne Damon Tilda

Alesha Lavigne Damon Tilda
SERIAL EAVESDROPPER, Alesha, LISTENS, WATCHES
Lavigne (indicates middle finger to motorist ahead, then accelerates): Slow drivers like you should be behind me, not BEFORE. UGH!
Damon SCREAMS
Tilda:You'll have to leave him at home tomorrow dad. He has no guts for this fun game. http://www.facebook.com/allthaTRAGE

Henderson Mlk

Henderson Mlk

EAVESDROPPER Henderson OVERHEARD MOTORISTS' ARGUMENT:
Mlk (shouts at other motorist): hey! YOU JERK! watch how you drive. You're going too fast and too dangerously. Do you prefer to lose your life in a moment than to lose just a moment of your life by being patient and courteous to other road users? http://allthatrageseries.blogspot.com/

Alex Smith, Brady and Broncos

Alex Smith, Brady and Broncos
hooded EAVESDROPPER Alex Smith: Don't be fooled by the bright lights and the COOL music from the vehicles. They are just a penumbra of something sinister. RAGE. RAGE is becoming more and more ubiquitous these days. The road and sidewalk are Meccas for angry motorists, so you can count on a showdown between Brady and Broncos. http://www.facebook.com/allthaTRAGE

montero Pineda Giggs

montero, Giggs, Giggs
montero: Sorry kids. I'm getting bored of this. This is not a game anymore. Pineda is driving too slow in front of us. I have to GET HIM OUT OF THE WAY NOW.

Giggs:NO! calm down dad. And keep your hands on the wheels;the STEERING WHEEL http://www.facebook.com/allthaTRAGE

neville, lsu, Coachella Music Festival

neville, lsu, Coachella Music Festival
OKAY okay. STOP IT you two FERAL CHILDREN. neville, everyday, you remind me of me; I was a feral child as well....Anyway lsu, I will not run him off the road. We must get to the Coachella Music Festival in one piece. So I will just creep up on him until I'm a few feet away from his bumper. http://allthatrageseries.blogspot.com/

Port Charlotte derrick rose stratfor

Welcome. I'm Miss Port Charlotte, the doyenne of sidewalk presenters..On the other side of town, derrick rose is looking forward to wonderful things happening to him on the road. Because of past experiences, however, he is a little anxious. He and stratfor are complete srangers and it's very unlikley they'll run into each other. Let's keep our fingers crossed for them; for derrick rose. That Stratfor seems to be a perfidious character

Christmas Number One

Christmas Number One

Holly: Kids, sit back, seat belts are optional, as you listen the Christmas Number One on iPhone 4S. I'll be playing a new game on the road today. I will attempt to run EVERY mini car off the road. Whoever sees the first mini car, just shout START http://www.facebook.com/allthaTRAGE

Saab Aliona braun baron joan braun

Saab Aliona braun

Saab: Aunty Aliona, you're just too, too, too, MATURE for a blackberry
Baron: What do you mean Saab?
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Solomon: Mum, you use both the sidewalk and the road everyday, who do you see using blackberrys the most?



baron joan braun

Joan: Aunty Baron, you're just too, too, too, MATURE for a blackberry
Baron: What do you mean Joan?
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Braun: Mum, you use both the sidewalk and the road everyday, who do you see using blackberrys the most?

Chit Chatting On - children free glights

Caller: I hear that the Airlines are proposing Child Free flights..

Presenter: Is it normal to expect peace and quiet when you travel on a plane? Should other passengers allow their unruly children to spoil the start of your holiday?

D11: What will the Airlines think of next? Child free buses and trains? Get a life, please!

Presenter: Would Child free flights spark a national outrage. Would it be better if there are Family only, Adults only or couples’ only flights?

D11: What next? Refusing to carry disabled passengers because they pose a risk? They are out of touch. Stop penalising children for being children. Normal kids make noise, if you cannot handle that, then charter your own flight.

Presenter: If one goes on holiday without his/her child, why should other passenger's kids be allowed to ruin the flight?


Caller: People with such disdain for children should'nt even be allowed to adopt, let alone give birth

Presenter: I cannot see why you are upset. There are child free bars and child free holidays, so child free flights is the same. It's not a bad idea at all.

D11: You are terribly mistaken. You are acting as if you were not a child.

Caller: Does that mean parents going on holiday with their kids travel on one flight while their kids travel and another. That is total nonsense!

Unknown Audience member: I am a mother. It's fine to travel with kids if they are my kids. But when I am travelling alone or with my grownup friends, I do not wish to be disturbed by other passenegrs's kids. I hate being disturbed when I am travelling....


Presenter: If you don't mind, this conversation is between me, the caller on the line and D11. Please do not speak unless the dancing light rest on you. This is meant for everyone in the audience.


APPLAUSE

UAM: Well, The caller and D11 are not supposed to be in agreement on the subject matter. Once the first one who spoke establish his position, the other should have adopted  opposing argument. Yet, you turned a blind eye to a breach of that rule....

APPLAUSE

Presenter: thank you for pointing that out. However, but I am aware of what I am doing, but you don't. So please take your seat if you wanna occupy for the rest of the show.


CHEERS

Presenter: Thank you.. Do you think there should be a Kids' Area on the planes, where children can make as much noise as they like without disturbing passengers?

D11: The last thing I want to hear when I am relaxing on my flight is other peoples' kids crying and screaming.


Caller: Do we have child-free free shopping? Child free cafes? Child-free restaurants? Why are some people so anti-children?  Were they born adults. I was a child once.

D11: I think they were once screaming children themselves. But it seems they are too old to remember now.


LAUGHTER


Presenter: So you don't mind when a child kicks the back of your seat or screaming its head off when you are trying to enjoy your flight?


Caller: What I am saying is that travelling is very important for children. It introduces them to other cultures and further education.


APPLAUSE


D11: I think they are just frustrated because they can't have children or they are not allowed to adopt or foster




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How the VAT rise affect us

Presenter: Welcome back


APPLAUSE


Presenter: Ladies and gentlemen, the topics that I will suggest for our next CHIT CHAT session are: Kara Tointon breaks down on Comic Relief Trek, Emmerdale's Charity beds boss Jai, Alyssa Milano is pregnant, Kylie Minogue thinking about marriage, Ipad outselling other tablet rivals, Ashton Kutcher for Ghostbusters III, Raoul Moat 'planned to turn dead badger into a hat', Rihanna sold 10 million albums in the UK.......


CHEERING AND APPLAUSE


Presenter: X5, pay attention, we have a caller on the line. Caller, you are ON, which of our suggested topics would you like us to chit chat on tonight?

Caller1: Holy crap! The VAT rise has been a nightmare. A good deal of our products needed re-pricing. I have never felt this bored and fatigued at work...

X5: (interrupting) WHATS UP?

Caller: VAT…..

X5: ...not conducive to economic growth. I think the Chancellor has made a huge mistake...Charity begins at home. Too much of our hard earned money is been sent abroad as aid.....

Caller: No Comment....tuition fees, congestion charge, train and bus fares. In March, council tax will be hiked as well. To make matters worse, the rich seem to be getting richer, whereas, the poor getting even poorer. I hope none of the other viewers or anyone in the studio audience is mad at the people who wished you happy New Year just days before. No doubt, life will become increasingly harder for a lot of people. But the survival instinct in us will help us cope. This phase we are going through cannot last. So hold on to your New Year resolutions, dreams and high hopes.


APPLAUSE AND CHEERING


Presenter: Well said , caller, well said.

X5: In our shop, we encountered literally hundreds of price tags that needed to be changed before midnight. Normally, we closed at 5pm sharp. Not yesterday. I almost screamed, tempers flared across the shop floor. We were so tired when we finally finished, we almost forgot to program the 2.5 VAT increase in the computer. I knew I should have called in sick. This is the best way to avoid tiresome and tedious tasks such as this. Reached home about 2 am. I suspect the other members of the A team who lived much further reached home much later.


Caller: Well, I hope Facebook will not close, I wouldn’t want to crawl back to BEBO. Hate it!


BOO, SHOUTS OF DISAPPROVAL


Presenter: You must stick to the original topic that you selected

Caller: I know the rules, I just forget. Sorry.

X5: Totally unaware that VAT went up by 2.5%, today the beggar on the train was still asking for 37p to buy something to eat. I gave him 43pm..

Caller: Today, most customers complained to staff. I didn’t think they would be in the mood to show any sympathy towards my fingers, still aching from the previous night’s ordeal, so I kept quiet. They seemed so pissed off sometime when I told them that the prices for their items was inclusive of VAT. No one wants to be reminded. No one can blame them for feeling this way, especially if they were already struggling when VAT was rolled back to 15%.

Presenter: I heard quite a number of shops did not update their price tags and computer system in time. So their customers were pretty unhappy, especially as they were simply being charged higher prices at the tills. Any thoughts on that?

Caller: Unfortunately, our shop was not prepared to absorb the VAT increase. It passed it on straight to customers. John Lewis and Topman said they would be the last shops to increase prices. Well done Sir Phillip Green. They accused him of tax avoidance to the tune of 285 million, but I don’t believe a word of it. He seems too devoted to his wife to use her in that fashion. Anyway, shops that freeze prices now can only do so for a limited period. So stack up on your guilty pleasures as quickly as you can.

X5: The 2.5 increase VAT makes me hungry. Every time I eat something I feel guilty.


Presenter: VAT will not be applicable to second hand or vintage products, kids’ clothes and food but don’t be surprised if Macdonald’s charge you a little more for your Big Mac. While some retailers vow to keep their prices unchanged, others will undoubtedly pass on the tax increase to customers. Please bear in mind that the former cannot freeze their prices indefinitely. Sooner or later, they will have to increase their price list. So if you were quite pleased with yourself for being able to buy your Jaffa cakes just before the VAT increase took effect, you better wipe that smug grin off your face now.

Caller: The VAT increase is bad for the economy as things will become more expensive, people will cut back on their expenditures. The result of this is increased job losses. People are more likely to spend if VAT is at 17.5% instead of 20%. If you were ever in doubt whether you could purchase a particular item, it must be clearer now. It’s impossible for anyone to purchase more goods and services if their purchasing power has been diminished. So how is the economy going to get stimulated?
Presenter: (jokingly) It might have to do it itself.


LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE


X5: I was forced to curb my use of Data Services and Roaming. Too afraid, I will be sent a massive bill plus 20% VAT. This is so inconvenient...

Falling asleep on the train

Caller: It’s okay for another passenger to sleep on my shoulder on the train, but if she/he starts to drool on me, I will scream until he/she wakes up


V18: I slept like a baby on the train this evening, even though I hit my head on the window a few times

LAUGHTER

Caller: That happened to me this morning... It’s good to be woken up before you do anything embarrassing, but not in that fashion

Presenter: I fell asleep on the train but was woken up when I farted loudly.

LAUGHTER

Caller: I think it’s hilarious when people wake up themselves by falling forward


LAUGHTER and APPLAUSE


V18: Even more hilarious when the person holding a SLEEPY baby is also drifting off to sleep

Audience: AHHHHH!

V18: Caller, you must have been very tired this morning. So what were you doing last night, if you don't mind me asking?

Caller: Wish I could tell you. Sorry, but you look underage on the TV

Presenter: Presenter: I hate sleeping on the bus more than anything else on the face of the earth. The last time that happened to me, I woke up after I almost fell off the seat…..


LAUGHTER

Presenter:….then to make matters worse, I discovered that my stop was seven stops behind me


LAUGHTER

V18: Did you sustain that head injury when you fell off the seat

Presenter: I was born like thIS and I did not fall of the seat

V18: SORRY! Did you fall on your face? That would have been so funny


LAUGHTER

Caller: Next time make sure you travel with some vodka, it will keep you awake


LAUGHTER

Presenter: Thanks but no thanks. I did not say I had a problem staying awake on the train.

Caller: I will try not to fall asleep on any public transport again

V18: Please try hard

Presenter: ESPECIALLY, If you are the type who snores as the other passengers giggle quietly and point at you

V18: There are nobler ways to embarrass yourself

Caller: I know…I’ll just have to travel with my little bottle of vodka


LAUGHTER

Presenter: Under the circumstances, I would advise you to try an energy drink

APPLAUSE

Presenter: So what do you do to help if you see a fellow passenger falling asleep

V18: Ask him/her for his/her number


LAUGHTER


Caller: Encourage him/her to stand up

Presenter: He/she will probably knock you out. Some people don’t like to woken up

Caller: How about blowing a loud whistle

V18: Or just whistle loudly


NB: Once again, the caller rejects the presemter's suggested chit chat topics - bassmaster classic 2011, ricky lee kalichun, Complex Migraine Behind CBS Reporter's On-Air Health Scare, Presidents Day Weekend Free Shipping At The Disney Store, Daytona 500 Starting Lineup: Jeff Gordon, Kurt Busch Lead 2011 Pack, Auburn tree-killer the talk of Alabama,Dale Earnhardt, 10 years later: Everything changed that day, Rdio gets a new look for iPhone slacker, radiohead king of limbs mediafire and Should state employees have collective-bargaining rights?

men lie, women lie

Presenter: F40, the light is on you, get ready...Caller, you're ON

Caller: If my dates did not ask too many questions, do you think I would lie to them?

F40: Hell No! You sound like a decent person

Presenter: Poor souls...So what solution would you suggest F40?

Caller: I have met too many women who told me they were single when they were actually in relationships.

F40: I have never lied about whether I am single or not.

Caller: Me neither….but I am not ruling it out from now on…

Presenter: Caller, did you lie to your dates because you thought they would not accept you for you?

Woman in the audience: Whether you are a man or a woman, the fact is being lied to at the start of a relationship is almost inescapable…


MURMUR OF APPROVAL AND DISAPPROVAL FROM THE AUDIENCE


Presenter: Does that make it right though, caller?

Caller: No. But it’s a fact of life

Presenter: Lying to a potential partner is unjustifiable…Does anyone tell the truth anymore

F40: I do….

Presenter: Well done….

F40: sometimes



NB: The presenter's suggested topics were - The Office, "Threat Level Midnight": Best Lines of the Night, Miguel Cabrera unlikely to report on time; likely needs doctor to sign off first, 'Community': What do Levar Burton and Troy have in common?, Harvey Updyke Now Well Known, Cassy Herkelman: Herkelman Wrestling Her Way Too Equality,