Justin and Bieber....expecting a child

Justin and Bieber....expecting a child. Adele’s album.....going to be reggae meets death metal. And Biggie and Tupac....living in some secret Caribbean hideaway

Either you will find the sidewalk's blend of espièglerie irresistible or it will simply fill you with ALL THAT RAGE. happy april fool's day


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whitney houston's I will always love you

Jeremy (YELLS)

Will you stop honking that horn SO early in the morning. What's your problem? MORON! You choose the wrong day to mess with me

Ward stops honking but turns up the volume on whitney houston's I will always love you


Kids:

Dad, it seems he's grieving over Whitney Houston also

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walking not good for your feet

Travis: walk to school? You'll do no such thing. Not while I have this truck.walking is not good for your feet
Gisele: We found some money on the sidewalk yesterday. So walking isn't that moribund dad. GRRR! http://allthatrageseries.blogspot.com/

Josh and Porter

Josh and Porter

Josh SPEEDS up UNTIL HE CATCHES Porter AT THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS. HE PULLS UP ALONGSIDE Porter'S TRUCK,THEN HONKS HORN querulously http://www.facebook.com/allthaTRAGE

Cornelius and Komen

Cornelius and Komen
Cornelius: Calm down Komen. I'm just trying to help. The last time I saw someone got ran off the road, the suffered fractures and broken ribs. They ended up in the hospital. never mind. I will pray for you nonetheless.
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Epstein Alinsky, Welcome Back Kotter

Epstein, Alinsky, Welcome Back Kotter
Epstein (drives car out of ditch, onto road again) WE ARE FINE!
Alinsky: Moral of the story. Good samaritans are not welcome. Go about your business, please. This is not Welcome Back Kotter http://allthatrageseries.blogspot.com/

Barrymore, Childs, Khloe, Caterham

HOODED EAVESDROPPER, Barrymore, WATCHES DRAMA UNFOLDS
CHARACTERS-Barrymore, Childs, Khloe, Caterham
Childs'S car careers off the road and into a filthy ditch.
Khloe:Are you trying to kill us, YOU DRUNK! UGH!
Caterham:(wakens from passenger's seat of khloe's's car) CRAZY!!! I bet he was was eating while driving
Khloe:God knows. Maybe he was just tweeting valentine messages. Ugh!
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Gabrielle, Scruggs, Newt

Scruggs:(Cuts speed as Gabrielle'S car edges closer and closer, menacingly) I swear, if you hit my bumper today, I am suing your arse TODAY

Newt: WHATEVER!
LOUD BANG as DIXON'S car careers off the road and into a filthy ditch. http://allthatrageseries.blogspot.com/

Alesha Lavigne Damon Tilda

Alesha Lavigne Damon Tilda
SERIAL EAVESDROPPER, Alesha, LISTENS, WATCHES
Lavigne (indicates middle finger to motorist ahead, then accelerates): Slow drivers like you should be behind me, not BEFORE. UGH!
Damon SCREAMS
Tilda:You'll have to leave him at home tomorrow dad. He has no guts for this fun game. http://www.facebook.com/allthaTRAGE

Henderson Mlk

Henderson Mlk

EAVESDROPPER Henderson OVERHEARD MOTORISTS' ARGUMENT:
Mlk (shouts at other motorist): hey! YOU JERK! watch how you drive. You're going too fast and too dangerously. Do you prefer to lose your life in a moment than to lose just a moment of your life by being patient and courteous to other road users? http://allthatrageseries.blogspot.com/

Alex Smith, Brady and Broncos

Alex Smith, Brady and Broncos
hooded EAVESDROPPER Alex Smith: Don't be fooled by the bright lights and the COOL music from the vehicles. They are just a penumbra of something sinister. RAGE. RAGE is becoming more and more ubiquitous these days. The road and sidewalk are Meccas for angry motorists, so you can count on a showdown between Brady and Broncos. http://www.facebook.com/allthaTRAGE

montero Pineda Giggs

montero, Giggs, Giggs
montero: Sorry kids. I'm getting bored of this. This is not a game anymore. Pineda is driving too slow in front of us. I have to GET HIM OUT OF THE WAY NOW.

Giggs:NO! calm down dad. And keep your hands on the wheels;the STEERING WHEEL http://www.facebook.com/allthaTRAGE

neville, lsu, Coachella Music Festival

neville, lsu, Coachella Music Festival
OKAY okay. STOP IT you two FERAL CHILDREN. neville, everyday, you remind me of me; I was a feral child as well....Anyway lsu, I will not run him off the road. We must get to the Coachella Music Festival in one piece. So I will just creep up on him until I'm a few feet away from his bumper. http://allthatrageseries.blogspot.com/

Port Charlotte derrick rose stratfor

Welcome. I'm Miss Port Charlotte, the doyenne of sidewalk presenters..On the other side of town, derrick rose is looking forward to wonderful things happening to him on the road. Because of past experiences, however, he is a little anxious. He and stratfor are complete srangers and it's very unlikley they'll run into each other. Let's keep our fingers crossed for them; for derrick rose. That Stratfor seems to be a perfidious character